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Jun 29
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Bob Rohrman Sues Plastic Surgeon For Stealing Wife

I want this story made into a movie immediately. Bob Rorhman is a Chicagoland car dealership kingpin with a comically dented face.

“My wife’s meretricious affair with the doctor came as a great surprise to me and I have no doubt it was initiated and facilitated by Dr. Bittar,” said Rohrman in a news release from his attorney, Enrico Mirabelli. “It is with much regret that I was forced to exert my legal rights against the doctor, but his pursuit of my wife and alienation of her affection for me was more than I would tolerate.”

I like Woody Harrelson as the sleazy plastic surgeon.  Maybe Paul Giamatti as the cuckholded car dealer.

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